You've seen these jag heads with their oversized kids toys. They pedal along with traffic pretending to be like the rest of the big boys on the road, but what they don't realize is that they are about 100 Cliff Bars short of being able to go fast enough and a couple of digits shy of the required IQ to get the hell off the road. Thanks for saving the planet you marble bagged wonders, but 'F' you Bike Holes.