The Mean Value of Ugly

I love listening to the 'S' deuces, or Sorority Sluts, while wandering campus. Today I overheard a great conversation that went something like this:

She is such a trashy little skank and she is like sooo ugly. I mean she's not too bad since she's thin, but could you imagine if she was like 30 pounds heavier? She'd be like ugly squared!
For those math majors keeping count, I'm sure these cum dumpsters all assumed "ugly" is greater than one.  

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